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(Source: galaxys4)
is hitting children with your car considered bullying
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING
DUCKLINGS
SLEEPY DUCKLINGS
(Source: picahudsonia)
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
helium balloon
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

